I go bananas over bananas

04/21/2010

I grew up eating bananas in Rice Krispies. “Snap, Crackle, Pop!” The cereal bowl wasn’t complete without the banana slices.

I was munching peanut butter and banana sandwiches before I could say “Elvis.” I thought my mom invented the delicacy. What I now know is it was the late 70s and peanut butter and bananas were to bread what anything in the fridge was to the crock pot.

It’s hardly a surprise then, that I’m still a fan of all things banana. While I appreciate the banana in all its glorious forms – bread, muffins, chips, shakes, non-fat banana chocolate chip coffee cake from Starbucks (yes, I’m human) – I’m a banana purist when it comes right down to it. Yes folks. I go bananas over bananas.

Turns out, simplicity is at the root of my obsession. Indulge me for a moment and think about it.

Bananas…

  1. Are cheap.
  2. Are portable.
  3. Are shaped to fit in a purse.
  4. Are nature’s MRE – no washing required.
  5. Are versatile – mushy ones are ideal for baking.
  6. Are a one-handed fruit – no fork, no napkin, no problem.
  7. Are happy by design – what’s not to like about yellow fruit?
  8. Are accommodating – they gladly accept peanut butter.
  9. Are “trickable” – wrap a ripe one in a brown bag, refrigerate and buy yourself banana time.
  10. Are good for us – all these practical benefits plus the bonus of vitamins B, C and potassium.

But wait, there’s more! Here are two other benefits that don’t apply to my life, but may to yours.

  1. Each one comes with a sticker – perfect for keeping things interesting at the school lunch table.
  2. If you have a monkey, you can share a snack.

Can you think of a more ideal, simple food? (Don’t say candy bars!) If so, speak up and share your ideas. I’d love to know what fruit you find fabulous.

7 Responses to “I go bananas over bananas”

  1. Donna Kozik Says:

    Did you know that if you cut off the “stem” of the banana and keep it separated from its banana brethren it will keep longer?

    A little trick I learned from talking to my staff member Mitch, who also does a mean monkey call!

    • SimplyMe Says:

      I actually just learned this last week (admittedly, while I was researching “how to make bananas last longer”), but it’s great to get confirmation! A monkey call? Now that I need to hear :)

  2. Jasen Says:

    Nutella on banana. A match made in heaven.

    • SimplyMe Says:

      I’ve never tried that. I need to add nutella to my grocery list! What is nutella anyway? I’m off to Google it…


  3. Thanks for sharing, I will bookmark and be back again

    • SimplyMe Says:

      I hope to have you back soon! Rather than bookmark, you can subscribe via e-mail or RSS feed and new posts will be sent to you automatically. It saves the hassle of having to search through bookmarks. Curious, what brought you to my site. Are you minimizing your possessions too?


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